acheronta movebo
'What I regretted the most was that I lived everyday waiting for my life to begin'

sorry:

When I was little my older sister convinced me that if I never farted I would blow up at the age of 22.

(via infiinite3scape)

humorking:

my dick keeps on getting hard and im out in public this is v embarrassing

(via forgave)

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via sloshes)